What Your Cycling Kit Says About You…


A rider’s kit says a lot about a person…apart from the bike itself it’s the only way to add a bit of creativity, flair and personality to your ride. Your body is a blank canvas with which you can show off what sort of rider you are, be it hipster, racer, coffee shop regular or just simply a rider with no fashion sense.
Wearing the wrong kit, especially on club rides opens you up to huge amounts of ridicule by other riders (some of it snobbish, some of it justified). I personally play it safe but have a few rules that I’ll abide by.

Rule #1 – Never ever wear a leaders jersey

Polka Dot Jersey

Polka Dot Jersey

Wearing the Yellow Jersey for instance singles you out as someone who obviously knows something about cycling, but nothing about riding. There is an accepted wisdom, that you only wear a leader’s jersey if you happen to have earnt one and that the jersey is to be respected (much like an adored relic). Generally, I think I’ve only ever seen 1 of these, but I’ve seen a couple more Green Jerseys being worn and the relatively more common Polka Dots. If you’re seen wearing the Polka Dot jersey whilst cycling uphill, this is an invitation to other cyclists to start racing with you. Your jersey has made a declaration that you are King of the Mountain and Joe Cyclist will feel the need to defeat you, which he probably will.

Rule #2 – Team Kit

Saeco Jersey

Saeco Jersey

Team kit is fine to wear, but it must be co-ordinated, you can’t wear a Garmin jersey with Team Sky shorts for instance. This is mainly because it looks weird and clashes more than anything. Speaking of Team Sky, I flat out refuse to wear it. It has a little bit of the glory supporter feel about it, I don’t want to advertise Murdoch and at the end of the day, it’s a bit bland too.

It’s possible to dig out and find some former team kit, popular choices here are Mercatone Uno, Saeco and Rabobank – this seems to be the only area were we embrace the old doping culture for style purposes. Despite that, US Postal is rarely seen these days.

Rule #3 – No Rapha

This may create a divide…but to me wearing Rapha gear is a bit like advertising you have far too much money. It’s become a bit of a game to guess the cost of the most expensive jersey on the Rapha site, I think £180 is the record so far. Rapha seems to be perfect at making it easy to identify MAMILs (middle aged men in lycra), some of this group are fine, usually the club riders, but the ones you’ll come across in a mass sportive can be a huge liability to be around.


Rapha Jersey

Rapha gear seems to give me a red rag to a bull effect, where I absolutely have to race past partly to show that no matter what you spend, it’s what’s in the legs that matters and also partly to remove the offending items from my sight.

Rule #4 – Jeans

Jeans on a bicycle machine should never be seen….or something.

All in all…

Aside from these 4 rules, nearly anything else goes. You can be garish as long as you can take the banter and if you can ride fast, it won’t matter what kit anyone else is wearing because you won’t be following it for very long anyway.


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